Both characters regularly take vicious beatings as a consequence of their employment, and that's something to ponder this Labor Day weekend.
Jessie has most recently had his face rearranged by drug enforcement agent Hank Schrader (Dean Norris) and regularly gets beaten stupid by every hood on the block.
Meanwhile, his partner in crime and former high school chemistry teacher Walt White (Bryan Cranston) goes unscathed.
Tony has beaten Georgie with an ice bucket, a telephone receiver and a singing novelty fish, while Ralph "Ralphie" Cifaretto, (Joe Pantoliano) nearly took out Georgie's eye with a chain and padlock he swung like a mace.
Let's all stand and offer a round of muted golf-applause in honor of these two fine gentlemen who regularly take one for the team.